Jailbait: BEWARE!!

‘Today I turn 18 and you know what that means? It means today is the day I can finally tell girls my real age’ I told Charlie.

‘Well today is the day that something else happens too’ Charlie said with a almost depressing voice.

‘What is it?’ I asked a little frightened.

This was not the way you should start your birthday

‘It’s also the first day that you can’t… pick up girls anymore, now you only pick up women’ Charlie Replied.

This is how it all started. At first I was very excited that I was 18 and that from now on all girls that even looked 15 were ‘Jailbait”. It was a scary thing, I wasn’t sure what to do until… my uncle said to me

‘No matter how old you are, high school girls always stay the same age’.

Now of course being a man with principle, this wasn’t something I was inclined to do. That’s when I read on a poster on a wall in the middle of street that read:

‘The best things in life… are ILLEGAL!’